Nobody knows anything, especially the soft and tubby folks who work on the first floor. They tell you one thing over the phone and then entirely something else after you've waited at least one hour before your number is called. I would also like to have a soft and cushy job where I can contribute to the demise of the lower class that ultimately pays my salary through taxes as I screw them over harder each time. Where do I apply?

We had a pre-trial meeting with a Judge and the lawyers. We were impressed with the professionalism of the Judge. The Judge was courteous and polite. The court house itself was well organized. There are plenty of signs stating what can not be brought into the building. There were even lockers for contraband like cell phones.